Dont know why

I dont know why i'm writing this but i just am, i've been thinking about this for a while and i just feel like writing it. Ok well you know how parents get when you decide to "date" i put date in quotations because my aunt doesnt believe we teens today are acutally dating becuase if we were we'd be out of the house and acutally doing something! And as i've reminded her we do things differently if not the same, we arent from the Stone Age!

But whenever i date a guy and i mention how long i've known him the first question is always this, "Does he have his license? Does he have a job, can he drive, where does he work, how old is he, what grade?" Why i even bother telling her i'm dating a guy is beyond me at this point now! But if i've known the guy for a year and i accidently forget to tell her i wasnt close friends but i've heard about him, exchanged a few hi's, and admired him from far away, then i'm supposed to know every detail about his life!

Because if i dont, Heaven forbid he come to meet my Mother! I love her to death but she's not afraid to ask you what you do, and about yourself! That's why i admire her but please dont scare him away! I've always told her i'd take my boyfriend to meet Dad but not her because i'm afraid one day her joking will turn real and i'll be outside with her waiting for my date to come pick me up and she'll be sitting in a chair shotgun in hand!

I've often joked to her that i'd see her on an episode of Cops or CNN, with the picture of my ex she killed for trying something with me (i think you know what i mean) and the pictures of her, my aunt and my mom's friend Lisa on there. My dad has often told me if he's 18 he'll get Aaron to make him disappear. Now while i know i wont see my mom, aunt or Lisa on an episode of Cops or CNN i'm not to sure about Dad.... or Mom.

But i sorta understand where there coming from, i am a girl after all. But still, while i feel compelled to not answer these questions of doom and dread that are sure to be in the future my demise as she reminds what i've said versus what i'm saying now, i dont think i'm ready to date again! Well i am, but its like she's stacking question after question on me, and i'm sinking further down holding the questions until they topple down on me and i'm left finding my way out plus searching for the first question so i can get an answer! Now i love my mom and dad to death but shouldnt there be a rule on bombarding someone with so many questions at once?

Or is it just me? Oh well that's just my ramble of the day.